Lift Off!

I've got a rocket

In my pocket

And I'm all poised for launch!

I'm 100% locked and loaded

And I'm ready to rock and roll!

I'm the man for the job all

Ready, willing, and able!

Up in my cockpit

I'm all calm, cool, collected, and capable!

I'm ready for the blast off so

Let the countdown begin!

10 - 9 - 8 -

To boldly go where few

Have gone before,

Blazing new trails

For others to follow and more!

7 - 6 - 5 -

Let the dice fly!

I'm in it all the way

For one hell of a ride!

4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - lift off!

Yee-haw! Yahoo! All that and

I'm sure I'll add more to it!

Shaking and a shimmying

All the way to the top!

Twisting and a turning and

All up and down!

It's a wild ride all the way

More slick than playing twister

All oiled up in the nude!

More fun than two drunk lovers

Tangling under a beach blanket

For a bottle of rum!

So grab a hold, hold on tight,

Just go with it, and

Have a great time!