An Understanding

I don't want a girlfriend or mistress

To keep on the side

Because they cost too much hard earned money,

Take up too much precious time.

No, I just want an understanding fuck buddy

Looking for the same and of like mind.

Preferably one who's married,

With children of her own.

So we'll just have a good time,

Then she'll return to her spouse and family

And I'll return to mine.

No single youngsters or twentysomethings

Because they have too many issues, don't understand much.

Give me an older married woman each and everytime,

Perfectly flavored and aged like a fine wine.

Give me the experience, the understanding

Of a true, real, established woman.

No drama queens or dingbats or wackos or

Perpetual adolescents looking for a daddy either.

Just someone seeking good company and good times

If just for a little while.

We'll become the best of understanding hedonistic buddies,

Together.