Ode To Brumhilda

Drive my truck!
It's a religious experience,
An act of blind faith.
You will find God
Or at least religion,
Maybe even a new religion.
I can almost guarantee it.
Slide in behind the wheel
And say a prayer.
Strap yourself into a ton of
Made in the USA, 1993,
Candy apple red rust and steel
On top of a 16 gallon tank
Of 93 octane gasoline and
A faulty fuel pump!
Go ahead and
Push the proverbial envelope,
Key the ignition
And feel the love!
YYEEE-HHAAWWW!