Hot Tub Rules

No clothes in the hot tub - NO EXCEPTIONS.
No diving.
No peeing/puking/farting in the water.
Friends DON'T let friends
Soak TOO drunk.
REAL friends towel each other off.
Total capacity is the number
Of people having a good time
Minus the number of party poopers,
Buzz killers, negative types, etc, etc.
Don't forget to tip
The cabana boy/girl.
Pick up your own bottles/cans/trash,
The maid uses the hot tub too.
Photography at YOUR own risk.
You lose/drop your camera/cell phone
In the hot tub - your problem.
The owners do not assume ANY
Responsibility for ANYTHING
That happens to YOU while
YOU are partying here.
Handle up on your own high/buzz.
What happens in and around
The hot tub stays in and around
The hot tub REGARDLESS
Of ANY recorded evidence
In ANY form or fashion.
Do not let jealousy/negativity
Ruin a good party.