13 Or So Dollars

3 dollars door fee,
10 dollars for a pitcher of tea,
3 or so dollars tip for the waitress.
Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday,
It's steak and fries or baked potato
With all the fixings.
Friday it's an all you can eat buffet.
The food sure is good
And the girls are all smiles
But don't let them sit down!
They're not stupid,
They'll take your money.
Enjoy your meal
And ogle whomever is up on stage.
Then go home.
Best 13 or so dollars
I've spent in a while.
I still have change!