My Masturbation Poem

My dick's in my hand and
I'm furiously jacking off
To an orgasm.
That welcome and familiar
Wave of rush and release.
It's a free and easy way
To pass away the time.
I don't even need you.
After all, masturbation is just
Making love with someone
Who truly loves me!
No sense in wasting away
My morning wood!
I play with myself before
I even get up out of bed,
When I'm alone and bored,
To vent and unload!
Whenever needing to just destress and relax.
Sometimes outside in my backyard
When it's a sunny day and
Even once or twice in the rain.
Always at the nude beach or
In an adult movie theatre
Or if I'm mad!
When cruising internet porn,
Or in the shower, and of course,
In bed before I fall asleep.
Masturbation is fun!
Sometimes when I'm even driving;
Now that takes skill!
If I incorporate it in
Our lovemaking it's a
Jack and jill off
And that's fun too!
What's all the fuss about-
I don't know?
I've been doing it for years
And I enjoy it and it's fun.