My Dilemma

One man's trash is
Another man's treasure.

One man's wife is
Another man's pleasure.

What one man has
Another will certainly desire.

I'll seek balance and understanding,
But my penis just gets in the way.

I'll find a certain satisfaction until
What's between my legs becomes unsatisfied.

Balanced with who I am and what I have,
Then my penis will upset this happiness.

I'd cut my dick off,
But I'm much too attatched to it.

I'm just my father's son and
He's just his father's son also.

Too bad we really didn't deal
With these hanging issues.