I Love My Dick

( a really happy love poem)

Ya'll come on in and pull up a chair
And grab a brew or two
Because I've a story to tell
And every single word is true.

Now I was born out in California
In the summer of love, August 1967,
My momma said I was a gift from heaven
But the real gift was dangling between my legs.

You see, I love my dick and
I'm pretty attatched to it
And we go way, way back
For a whole lot of years.

We've seen ups and downs and thick and thin,
We've seen grace and we've seen sin,
We've had some laughs and
We've even shared a tear or two.

He's a deep down nature lover
And a thief of hearts and
He gets out each and every chance
He can to get some sun.

I've made him do seemingly inhuman things
But he keeps up and gets the job done.
He's put a smile on the face of
A lady or two or three or so.

Well I remember when I got married,
I was a tad bit inebriated,
But he bucked right up to the challenge as
Evident by the birth of my daughter nine months later on.

I even beat the hell out of him
On a regular basis and he keeps
Coming right back for more and he
Hasn't ever let me down before, it's true.

Where the hell ya'll going! Don't
Ya'll scatter off and run because
Mr. Happy and I are just getting started and
We're looking forward to having some fun!

Me and my dick, an inseparable pair of
Love and joy and happiness and more.
We're together for life and when I die
I'll just grab a hold, won't let go, and hold on tight into the afterlife!