My State Of Faith

The state is my religion,
In George Bush do I trust.
I don't need TBN,
I have C-SPAN.

Washington D.C. is my Mecca,
The U.S. Code, my bible.
I don't need a ten commandments,
I have the U.S. Constitution.

I believe in the infallible federal
Government and my faith will not be
Shaken by storms or wars or economic
Unrest or any rumor thereof.

FEMA will rescue me,
Uncle Sam will deliver me,
George Bush will save me, and
The state is my living faith.